Bennett Cerf asks…

I do, Bennett, but I can’t take the first step because I also have restless leg syndrome.

Come on, mom…

Do I have to learn Chinese?

A tourist asks Spiderman for Spongebob’s hand in marriage, in Red Square.
Spongebob. Spiderman. Red Square. Goofy.

A tourist asks Spiderman for Spongebob’s hand in marriage, in Red Square.
Spongebob. Spiderman. Red Square. Goofy.

Lively conversation on the streets of Goof City

Lively conversation on the streets of Goof City

Happy New Year!

Cheers, my dears and queers!

All the rage for 2013

Coca Cola pajama pants are the new black.

Think what you will of Prop 37, but that is one goofy car!

Think what you will of Prop 37, but that is one goofy car!

Good night, Glenn

Thank you for a marvelous birthday—yours. Love always.
September 25, 2012

Waiter!

There’s a medulla oblongata in my soup.

What I’d look like if instead of an upper body I had a floral sunhat.

What I’d look like if instead of an upper body I had a floral sunhat.

Now we know.

It’s all about frogs. Let’s check out the Party Girl Cookbook!

Love is a dog from hell

But how will you ever know which one?

Rest easy. There’s something like a million dogs in the world. There’s little chance you will run into the one from hell.