I do, Bennett, but I can’t take the first step because I also have restless leg syndrome.
Do I have to learn Chinese?
I really don’t know this couch at all.
A tourist asks Spiderman for Spongebob’s hand in marriage, in Red Square.
Spongebob. Spiderman. Red Square. Goofy.
Lively conversation on the streets of Goof City
Cheers, my dears and queers!
Coca Cola pajama pants are the new black.
Thank you for a marvelous birthday—yours. Love always.
September 25, 2012
There’s a medulla oblongata in my soup.
It’s all about frogs. Let’s check out the Party Girl Cookbook!
But how will you ever know which one?
Rest easy. There’s something like a million dogs in the world. There’s little chance you will run into the one from hell.